Are you allergic to silver?
“No. But a lot of us werewolves are allergic to a bunch of random low tier metals. Mine is cobalt.” Idonea admits, scratching the back of her neck.
“Really? Didn’t know that...what happens?” Leas leaned in, very intrigued.
“I get hives and the itch is so severe I tend to transform just to scratch harder. It drives a wolf nuts.” Idonea mused, pointing at her earrings. “I wear steel earring. But I tend to opt out jewelry in general.”
“Note to self...don’t get a cobalt ring for you.”
“Yes. You shouldn’t." Her brain gears started working, she double takes at Leas. “WAIT!? what?”
What happens when you are in heat?
“This question AGAIN!? None your business damnit!?” Idonea leaves Leas alone with the interview, cussing her brains out.
Leas leans in and waggles a perfectly trimmed brow. “She gets the cuddle fits.”
“That’s it!?” The interviewer exclaimed.
“Yep. Not perverted enough?” He snickered, leaning back onto his seat rather smug like.
“I guess that’s it then.”
Not a single truth was told in this interview.
Do you have midlife crisis’s? Does it happen every fourty years?
Idonea’s answer “Yeah, I had one once. Decided to rock a mohawk around the 1800′s...”
“Really?” Leas asked.
“Yes...”
“Well, I am always in a midlife crisis.” Leas proudly states.
“That explains the sports car....” Idonea rolled her eyes.
“My MR2 is an adventure! You never complained when we were testing the integrity of the seats-”
“Interview is officially over! BYE” Idonea runs away.
Pet or human insurance?
Idonea: Pet insurance. The fees for vaccines are notably cheaper and I often just ask someone to take me or walk in the vet office as a wolf with a letter.
Leas: Her cheapskate nature has no end... apparently.
Idonea: You’re just jealous that you can’t do it. >:C
Leas: Sure....honey. Super jealous.
Moving in questions
Leas: Now that you might move in. Should I be more careful with circles around you?
Idonea: Not as careful as I have to be with beach balls with you. Super annoyed
Leas: Touche....
THINGS TO NOT DO WITH A WEREWOLF
1) Leas oddly excited throws a stick over Idonea’s head. “FETCH!”
She fetched something else on this day, his life.
2) Idonea can pick up Leas, but he loves to be carried.
Leas hops onto her back, “YIP YIP”
Idonea horrified but catches him “😨 what...”
3) Leas gathers all the fur she sheds over the course of a month. Makes a human life-size version of Idonea...in her fur. “Nea! NEA! Look look!”
“Leas....how long did this-” Idonea shook her head and leaves. “I don’t even want to know!”
“Aww! Take a picture of me with your twin!”
“NO!”
4) “Do you ever have an impulse to howl at the moon?” Leas asked while staring at the moon with Idonea beside him. Pretend that it is a field.
“No. We howl when we get lost.” Idonea prepared herself for another round of teasing, even curling her hands to fists.
“Oh okay~!” He beelines to the forest, vanishing in the foliage. After a good minute of silence, he does an attempt of a howl. “Awrroooo!”
“OKAY!? THAT’S IT!”
5) It’s 2020 and titok has become all the rage. Leas has caught himself in a tiktok rabbit hole. He saw kept seeing dog tiktok of when the dog tilts its head to their favorite words and names. A horrible plan is born. The “smart” radio host tip toed towards his sleeping werewolf girlfriend who is in wolf form on their bed.
Despite his better judgement, he cooed while he had his phone recording Idonea. “Rise and shine, my sweet Nea~!”
Idonea growls, stretching her limbs to full extentions. Her red fur bristled out, jaws gaping to show off impressive sharp teeth as she let out a yawn. Then she slumps, picking her head up to peer at him with slow blinking yellow eyes and her tongue stuck out from her shut black lip. A very adorable point of her sleepiness, Idonea isn’t good at shaking off drowsiness during the day being an avid night dweller. Perfect time to enact his prank.
“Nea. Would you like to go for a walk?”
Her head tilts, blinking. This is her usual reaction to noise at her sleepiest.
He tried not to lose his composure, going for the next question. “Would you like a treat?”
Her head tilts the other way, now he can see some of the human recognition brightening those eyes. Idonea’s black nose twitches at his direction.
He had to end this prank as grand as possible, “Who’s a good girl?”
That had her adjust her head back, her ears pressed against her skull and the nose wrinkled as she exposed some sharp teeth, snarling. Those eyes colored with human recognition, and he was in deep trouble. It was too late. He caught her on camera!
“Nea you are too cute~!” He waved his phone at her direction as he sauntered away. Leas could sense that she was readying herself to chase him down, so he sped off and shut the door behind him: laughing to the point of tears.
TEST OF STRENGHT/MASCULINITY
Idonea props her arm up on the table for an arm wrestle, to try to humiliate him after his unrelenting teasing. “Okay Leas! Let’s see who’s really the strongest.”
Leas stares at Idonea then at her muscular arm. Eventually, he sat across from her looking about to accept the challenge. Instead, he leaned in his body just so he could nuzzle the palm of her out reached hand with his freckled cheek. “You’re the strongest.”
Leas is neither competitive or fearful for his masculinity.
This is just some bloopers that I have been dying to share but due to spoilers I had to wait. Thank you all for reading about this lovely couple! If you have some questions, feel free to post below. I will be willing to answer some! I know there is still so much to uncover still. Hehe.