Bitter 16.

Issue 5: Bitter 16.

Meanwhile, during all of that, 16 year old Jam stepped out of his home after 1 year of brumation.

He stood at his Boul-door for a good while and then he moved it aside.

As he walked out, he saw blueberries on the ground and he could see a Dark Ghostly figure go behind a tree.

Jam immediately dashed to the tree but there was nothing behind it. Jam turned and saw words on his cave and it read “Hello chosen one.”

Jam was unfazed. He went to the blueberries and Jam ate them. He began to walk through the forest, as he walked,

he saw a Cheetah being surrounded by a pack. “You’ll never amount to anything, now...DIE!”

And all 40 of them began to chant “DIE!” at the cheetah. But Jam walked up. “Shut up, you garrulous bullet fists.”

They all looked his way. “Yo homie, move on. This is our territory.”

Cheetah 1 said to him. The Cheetah Leader walked to Jam.

“Listen up, we are doing an execution right now.

You don’t want to end up like him, do you?”

Jam replied: “No, you listen! I don’t care what you prejudice pedestrian pilgrim private part picking pigs are doing.

If your dusty butt rashes keep spamming the word “Die”

then I will make you live up to your word. You sleep walking, meat watching, teeth roting, keep talking then I will beat all-you sheep flocking and

will be launching you idiotic fools into the air and you’ll be beanstalking!

You extraterrestrial basement heads!”

They all were silent as they looked at him, then each other and then started laughing obnoxiously! And Jam just sat there, glaring at them.

One of them approached Jam. “He should join us.” Cheetah 2 said.

“No, he’s too...Bossy.” The Leader replied. Jam glared at him.

“Oh and what are you? Egotistical, thinks he’s mythical, self centered unbearable to see in the visual and genuinely a terrible looking individual?

Fits your description to me, more conspicuous than your ridiculous hairline.”

Jam continued. “Your flaws are far more revealing than the genuine respect that your pack has for you.

They just follow you because they are brainless sheep

and desperate to have someone or rather something over them.

You egyptian barn animal colonizing, traumatizing, not surprising, llama-tizing, lobotomizing and about to receive the opposite of a calm demising, piece of trash.”

Jam began to walk away, leaving them in shock. Feeling disrespected, the Pack Leader ran to Jam and lost his life to a heart attack.

His heart seeped through his chest.

Jam stared with a blank but rude face expression.

“How heartless.” Jam said sardonically.

“Idiot had a heart attack before it could even attack. You don’t deserve pronouns! You delinquent taco lip.”

Jam glanced at the pack.

“You are free to go. You indigenous indigestible pansexual vegetables!”

They all ran away. And for the first time, Jam had shown mercy. Suddenly, Cheetah Power appeared to Jam. “Jamuel.”

Jam looked at her. “I haven’t seen you since I was 10, It’s been a while. You crystal.”

Although Jam didn’t roast Cheetah Power, he still spoke in the same tone as ever. Monotone but aggressive,

Still maintaining his never ending roast cycle by tone alone.

“I’ve seen what you have done, you saved them.”

Cheetah Power said to Jam in a happy tone.

“Never assume that when I destroy an enemy, that I did it out of the kindness of my heart to protect someone.

The only one I will protect is you, that’s why I did not accept the offer of being the Guardian Of Cheetah Power because I am guarding it, not the things in it.

I don’t think anyone should live on this planet,

It’s too pure to have these abominable scale heads in here.” Jam responded.

Cheetah Power replied to Jam: “I love the people in this world.

Whenever they are peaceful and care for each other, it makes me happier.

You don’t have to become my guardian if you don’t wish to, but I will let you make your decision.

Let me know whenever you are ready to tell me your answer.”

Cheetah Power dispersed. Jam looked and saw the God Cheetahs running to the main valley. It showed the God Cheetahs ran there.

And suddenly, two ginormous cheetahs jumped out of the ground.

One of them was made out of Obsidian and the other was made out of magma and they were about 25 feet tall. (Semi Colossal)

They were called “The Corrupted Ones” they are a known menace to Cheetah Power.

“Who brought these things back?”

ET asked.

And the TCO were terrorizing cheetahs. “HEY!” Vinex jumped over there and shot a vine and punched Ubsadian in the face.

Ubsadian slightly convulsed, closing his eyes.

Suddenly, his eyes snapped open, looking at Vinex and was not fazed.

“Crap.” Vinex said before getting smack across the world.

And they roared and ran towards the God Cheetahs but then ET created an Electromagnetic Force Field and made an ginormous Electric Fist and punched them.

But Magmania was immune to electricity. He dashed to them, despite being 25 feet tall and 29,000 pounds, he ran very quickly but the God Cheetahs were quicker.

They all embraced.

The degrees went several trillions up, suddenly fire in the formation of stacked fire rocks formed around Volcano’s paw.

That power was IIF...

-Volcano used infuriated infernal flames and blasted it at Ubsadian.

Ubsadian roared in pain and stumbled backwards.

Volcano smacked a volcano on him. Suddenly, Magmania grabbed Volcano.

before he could attack, Arrex used Divine Warrior Rush; Gaining high aura,

and zoomed through him 55M times and then knocked him in the air and shot him towards the ground.

Marculus teleported Magmania up and punched him to a near mountain.

ET zoomed faster than the visible eye could see and he used Electric charge and knocked Magmania higher into the air and punched him to the ground.

Magmania’s body slammed vehemently on the ground. He momentarily passed out. Ubsadian charged up.

Ubsadian used Obsidian Quartz, Obsidian like blocks blasted out of his paws and blasted it at Vinex.

Vinex was too swift though.

Vinex used DI-Vine and slammed his face on the ground.Skyfire came out of nowhere and he dived at Ubsadian but suddenly got bent into the ground.

“WHY ME!”

Then Skyfire flew and picked up Ubsadian and Magmania and threw them up into the air. As they were flung, he used Sky Collision, turning his wings into the sky and clapped it on them.

Then Flex came from the skies and slammed them on the ground.

Then Flex grabbed his trident, turned it 50 feet large and tried to finish the job but suddenly...Flex’s attack halted.

A Dark Void Cheetah used Void push and knocked them all at the ground. “We meet again.”

Voidex said to them, smiling.

“V-Voidex.” ET said angrily. Voidex walked to them. Volcano looked at him. “Let us go or I will kill you.” He threatened.

Voidex scoffed.

“How can you kill me if you are the one in the vulnerable position? FOOL!”

Volcano growled and broke out of the Void Force and dashed at him using, Volcanic Dragonic Punch and knocked him to the nearest sun.

And Volcano roared and went to them. “Thanks Vol.” ET said to him but suddenly the Corrupted Ones started to get up and then suddenly,

Voidex flew up from the void and he spawned Infinity Crystals that evolves your stats to Infinity such as strength, speed, agility, durability,

and even intelligence.

“This, we will use...Gifted by your’s truly.” He said smirking.

They all roared. “CRAP!” Vinex yelled.

“Who do y’all work for?” Vinex asked them.

“Sia sent us to destroy you God Cheetahs.” Voidex told them.

“SHE EVEN GAVE US 1% OF HER POWER!” Voidex stated.

“Sia’s on vacation though.” Marculus stated to them.

“Then why is she planning to destroy your precious little planet though?” Ubsadian asked them.

“SHE’S WHAT?”

They all said bunglefutted and dumbfounded. “OH BOY YOU ALL ARE CLAPPED!!” Magmania yelled at them.

And then Vinex looked at him. “What if I join y’all and destroy these lame God Cheetahs.” Vinex negotiated.

ET looked at him, disappointed.

“Really Vinex?” Voidex answered him. “Sure, but If you try to trick us, we will end you.” and Vinex teleported on their side.

“I never trick or betray anyone.” Vinex said with a smirk.

Voidex trusted him.

“TRAITOR” Volcano yelled at him.

Vinex shrugged at them. “Sia is gonna end the world so, I might as well get on the winning side, plus y’all suck too.”

Voidex looked at the God Cheetahs. “Anyways, don’t worry God Cheetahs, this is gonna hurt A LOT!”

Voidex powered up, dark energy dancing around his aura.

Presumptiously, Volcano dashed to Voidex and punched him but nothing happened...

“Uh oh.”

Voidex backhanded him to a nearby mountain and Magmania lifted them all up with magma chains. He blasted slammed them to the floor.

They felt immense pain.

Skyfire was the most tangled with the chains because he was genetically most compatible with it. “WHY ME?” He yelled.

And then Flex flew up into the air and blasted Divine Tidal Waves, a tsunami that reached the clouds directly at them and it was rapid.

It knocked them into the forest and all of the God Cheetahs got released except for Skyfire.

And then Flex landed on the ground and smiled at them. “Never doubt God.”

Suddenly the enemies came running fast towards the God Cheetahs but before they could attack them, a pebble smacked them and the impact knocked them to a mountain.

Suddenly...Jam jumped over there, angry. He was drenched, and seemed to hate water.

“How dare you sewage pipe heads interrupt me planting an elderly dusty old vomit filled lady into a lava pit!”

Jam said to them. Flex looked at Jam. “My bad.” Flex said to him and Jam walked to him.

Arrex looked at Jam.

ET frantically yelled at Jam.

“Cheetah! BEHIND YOU!”

Magmania jumped at Jam...

It looks like it’s the end...

Magmania lunged at Jam with full force...Full

speed...Full Power...Jam, a cheetah without powers...

His fate seems to be sealed already...And his fate is~

Jam blew him in halves before he could even reach him.

Ubsadian blasted an Obsidian Heart at Jam but Jam somersaulted above it and stomped the ground, breaking him to pieces.

Voidex teleported far behind Jam.

“ENOUGH! ABSORB SOME STRENGTH CRYSTALS!”

Voidex yelled as he made them absorb the crystals.

“Crap, CHEETAH RUN!” ET yelled at Jam.

But Jam stood his ground and glared at the enemies and the enemies blasted their powers at Jam. It all hit him.

“NOOOO!” ET yelled.

“AHAHAHA, DON’T YOU EVER TRY TO BE STRONGER THAN ME! YOU WILL END UP DEAD LIKE ALL OF MY ENEMIES! AHAHA...Except for my mother...AHAHAAHA!”

Voidex yelled. Vinex, curious, walked into the smoke and he went on the God Cheetah side again.

“Why are you over here again?” Arrex asked Vinex. “Because I am not dealing with that Cheetah.”

The God Cheetahs felt immense strength being WITHHELD.

Suddenly the smoke cleared and Jam was unfazed.

Everyone’s jaws were inside of the void below.

Jam’s eye fiercely glared at the void team.

Magmania yelled at him. “COME ON! GET US!”

Jam grabbed a spike boulder and thrashed it in Magmania face, breaking his face.

Jam spun his tail vehemently...It was faster than a tornado.

Jam knocked Ubsadian out of the universe. Jam’s tail duplicated in 20′s and REACHED out of the universe and then wrapped around Ubsadian.

It jabbed him 5000 times and tore him out of existence.

Magmania and Voidex looked at each other and powered up. They zoomed to Jam faster than light.

Jam’s eye immediately spotted them.

Jam’s tail grabbed Magmania and Voidex also spinning them across the universe, slamming them across trillions of stars, building stellar energy.

Then he jumped up to the clouds and did a front flip...As they were still wrapped by Jam’s tail...

The front flip vehemently slammed them through the void but ultimately to their existential demise.

He landed and glared at the God Cheetahs.

They were shocked. They were shocked because of how long his tail extended and how he effortlessly destroyed them. Jam’s tail had stellar residue on it.

ET checked Jam’s stats and they were the stats of a normal cheetah. Arrex squinted. “How?...”

The God Cheetahs tried to heal him but couldn’t. There wasn’t any damage to heal. Flex looked at them.

“You can’t heal the physician-”

“I didn’t use 00000000% of my strength. You pony tail stripped chicken bones.”

Jam said to them. They were shocked and their jaws were swinging in the void.

“WOW” Vinex yelled. “YOOOO!” Volcano shouted. “He cutemtoteteef!” Arrex said.

“IMPOSSIBLE! No.” Marculus yelled.

“Is he with God? Because he has done the impossible.

Flex said. “Shut your glaze donut heads up!” Jam began to walk away.

“Hey, do you want to join the God Cheetahs?” ET said to Jam.

“Why would I want join you amateur taco shells? You hideous idiots aren’t worth existing around.”

Jam roasted them.

“You just seem strong enough to join us.” Vinex said to Jam.

“Idiot, weren’t you on the other side, you platonic vegetable?” Jam glared at him. “Anyways, I am not gonna join you scamful bald atomic bomb jaw idiots!”

Vinex couldn’t hold in laughter.

Jam told them off but they insisted. “How are we scamful?” Arrex asked Jam.

“Because you defiled vile 911 dialed necrophile gecko pile of garbage beasts say that you would protect Cheetah Power and the ugly things on it,

yet you needed me to interfere with the other team in order to outlive them, because If i weren’t here your light switch necks would’ve died,

you decapitated Ipad nostrils!”

Jam glared at them.

“We try our best.” Flex said to Jam. “Join us please.” Arrex requested Jam.

“First of all, I have a volcanic boxing turtle, a debilitated toddler, a flying speed bump, decimated spinach, a Warrior chin, King neptune and a bloated burger patty

asking me to join their donkey inhaling, jaw impaling, Humpback whaling, dish whaling, fish smelling piece of garbage group!

Why would I make the conscious decision to do that? You destroyed unemployed grandpa joy stick chest heads!” Jam asked.

“Because we are the God Cheetahs and we keep you safe.” Marculus said to him.

“But didn’t I unintentionally save you under arm sniffing rodents?

You are disgusting broke teeth losers! anyways, you all suck, I am going!”

Jam dashed away. “Hey-” ET looked down as Jam ran away. Vinex looked at them.

“Woah, let’s see how great our case sounds! We lose to some losers and a random cheetah with the same amount of stats of a normal cheetah folds them...

Then roasts us brutally I might add and leaves us without any information and now we just sit here like losers, that’s hooker treatment right there.

Like, how did we, the God Cheetahs get rejected? We are like the “baddies” of the universe.” Vinex said angrily.

Volcano looked at him. “Idiot, you were just on the other side.”

“How are we gonna defeat Sia if we can’t beat the ones who she gave scraps of her pocket power?”

Marculus asked them.

“God.” Flex said to him. Marculus looked at him curiously. “God? Hehehe, Flex you’re so funny-YOU ARE A GOD!”

Marculus yelled at him.

“But die like men.” Flex said to him with a blank face while Marculus was yelling at him.

“YOU AREN’T EVEN A MAN, ERGHHHH!” Marculus shouted. Flex answered, “In the beginning God created men and woman.”

“SO? HE DIDN’T CREATE US! GOD IS IN HIS OWN EXISTENCE AND WE ARE IN CHEETAH POWER, ERGHHH!”

ET looked at them. “Just stop talking guys.” Flex interrupted him.

“If any man speaks, let him speak as the oracles of God.”

Marculus’s bald head snapped back to him.

“FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, GOD IS FROM HIS OWN EXISTENCE WHICH IS EARTH, SO HE DIDN’T CREATE US ERGHHH!

AND EVEN IF HE DID CREATE US SCRIPTURE DOESN’T FIT US BECAUSE WE ARE ANIMALS! ERGHHH!

SO STOP SPEAKING ABOUT GOD! ERGHHHHH!”

Flex looked at him.

“If you reject knowledge, he will reject you.”

Marculus interrupted. “I NEVER ASKED...I NEVER ASKED!”

Flex said to him: “Ask and ye shall receive!” Volcano glared at them.

“SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! I know where we can go to get stronger, follow me!”

ET looked at him. “Really? show us!” And they followed him but Skyfire was still attached to the chains.

“GUYS! GUYS! Don’t leave me here alone! Guys? GUYS!” And they left him there, alone. But while the God Cheetahs ran away,

Marculus saw that they left Skyfire and his eyes and finger transported to his location and instead of helping him, he began to laugh at him.

The rest of Marculus’s body was still following Volcano. “OH OH OH OH” But since Marculus wasn’t paying attention, he fell into a volcano.

“AUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!” And then Skyfire eyes and finger rocketed after him and burned with him. “Idiots.” An unknown cheetah said, watching them.