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A Little Mermaid Parody

Cordelia woke to sand in her hair and a headache that could fell a horse.

The beach was empty. The sky was the color of a bruise. Somewhere in the distance, a ship was burning— her ship, the one she'd been on approximately ten minutes ago before the storm came out of nowhere and the deck tilted and the world went sideways. She'd hit the water hard. She'd swallowed half the ocean. And then—

She squinted down the beach.

A man was sitting on the rocks near the tide line. Naked. Very naked. Watching her with eyes that caught the pre-dawn light like something that lived in deep water.

She should probably address the nakedness. She should definitely address the fact that he'd apparently dragged her to shore. But what came out of her mouth was: "You don't happen to have a phone, do you."

He tilted his head. The gesture was precise—a millimeter of acknowledgment, no more. "I don't know what that is."

"Great," she said. "You're one of those."

"One of what."

"Never mind." She sat up. Sand cascaded from her hair. Her dress uniform was ruined. Her ship was on fire. Her head was pounding. "Did you pull me out of the water."

"Yes."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome." He paused. "You were drowning. It seemed inefficient to let you."

She looked at him properly now. Dark hair plastered to a face that had no business being that symmetrical. Pale skin. No clothes. No apparent concern about the no clothes. He was looking at her the way she looked at evidence—cataloging, filing, drawing conclusions she couldn't guess at.

"I'm Cordelia," she said.

"Louis."

"Just Louis?"

"Just Louis." He shifted on the rock, and she saw it then—the long sweep of a tail where his legs should have been. Scales catching the grey light. A fin the color of old silver flicking idly against the stone.

She stared.

He stared back.

"You have a tail," she said.

"I'm aware."

"A fish tail."

"A mermaid tail, technically. The distinction is important to some people."

She opened her mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. "I hit my head harder than I thought."

"You didn't hit your head. You're in shock. It's a normal response to near-death experiences and discovering the existence of creatures your species has dismissed as folklore." He paused. "Also, your ship is on fire."

She looked at the burning wreckage in the harbor. Looked back at him. Looked at the tail.

"I need a drink," she said.

"I can't help you with that. I don't have legs."


He had legs eventually. That was the problem.

Cordelia never got the full story. Something about a sea witch, a deal, a voice traded for the ability to walk on land. Louis showed up at the palace three days after the shipwreck, fully clothed and fully legged, looking like he'd stepped out of a painting that had been commissioned by someone with very specific tastes. He couldn't speak. He communicated entirely through handwritten notes in violet ink, each letter so precise it looked architectural.

The first note said: You looked cold in the water. Also, your ship was on fire.

The second said: I'm told humans eat three times a day. That seems excessive.

The third said: Your advisor keeps asking where I'm from. I told him "the coast." He didn't seem satisfied.

Cordelia was trying to run a kingdom. Her father had died two years ago, leaving her with a crown she hadn't wanted and a court full of men who kept suggesting she should marry someone and let him handle things. There was a stack of proposals on her desk from every eligible prince in the region. She'd rejected all of them.

"Who is he," her advisor Marcus demanded, for the fourth time that week.

"A friend."

"He doesn't speak. He stares at people like he's deciding whether to eat them. He spent three hours in the library yesterday reading a single book and when I asked what he was doing, he wrote down 'learning.' Learning what?"

Cordelia looked across the room. Louis was standing by the window, watching the sea. He'd been doing that a lot. Standing. Watching. Waiting for something.

"I don't know," she said. "But he saved my life. He stays."

The notes continued.

Your chef uses too much salt.

The court musician is in love with you. It's obvious. He watches you the way gulls watch fishing boats.

I attended one of your council meetings. Your trade minister is embezzling funds. I can tell because his heartbeat changes when he speaks.

She found him in the library that night. "You can hear heartbeats."

I can hear everything. Your pulse has been elevated since you walked in. Are you ill?

"No," she said. "I'm not ill."

He looked at her. The lamp caught the dark of his eyes. She remembered him on the rocks at dawn, the silver tail, the complete lack of self-consciousness. He'd looked at her then the same way he was looking at her now. Like she was a puzzle he was still assembling.

You're not going to marry any of those princes, he wrote.

"How do you know."

Because you're not.

"That's not an answer."

He didn't write anything else. But his hand, when he set down the pen, was very close to hers on the desk.


The other mermaid showed up three days before the deadline.

His name was Philippe. He was handsome in a way that felt practiced, warm in a way that didn't reach his eyes. He had legs and a voice and an agenda. He cornered Cordelia in the garden while she was reviewing trade agreements.

"He has three days," Philippe said pleasantly, "to make you fall in love with him. If you don't, his voice is mine forever and he returns to the sea. Those were the terms."

Cordelia set down her papers. "What terms."

"The sea witch. The deal." Philippe smiled. "I assumed he'd told you. But Louis has never been very good at explaining himself. He's more of a... watcher."

"Who are you."

"Someone who wants to help." He leaned against the garden wall. The late afternoon light caught the edge of his jaw. "I can give you what you need to keep him human. All you have to do is trust me."

She didn't trust him. She'd been a detective before she'd been a queen—well, a princess, but the instinct was the same—and everything about Philippe's smile made her want to check her pockets. But Louis was running out of time, and Louis hadn't told her, and Louis was currently in the library writing her notes about council corruption while his voice sat in a sea witch's keeping.

"Why are you helping me," she asked.

"Let's call it professional interest."


She found Louis on the balcony overlooking the harbor. The sun was setting. The water was the color of hammered gold.

"You made a deal with a sea witch," she said.

He didn't move. After a moment, he pulled a piece of paper from his pocket and wrote: Yes.

"You traded your voice for legs."

I wanted to walk on land. The sea is very boring after two hundred years.

"Two hundred—" She stopped. "You're two hundred years old."

Approximately. I lost count during the Napoleonic Wars.

She sat down on the stone bench beside him. The sunset was doing something complicated with the clouds. Somewhere in the garden, a bird was singing something that sounded almost human.

"There's another mermaid," she said. "Philippe. He says he can help."

Louis's pen moved sharply across the paper. Don't trust him.

"I don't. But he says you have three days to make me fall in love with you or the deal is void."

He was quiet for a long moment. When he wrote again, the letters were smaller. More careful. I wasn't trying to make you fall in love with me. I was trying to be near you. The distinction seemed important.

"Why."

Because you remind me of home.

She looked at him. The fading light caught the edge of his jaw, the dark architecture of his face. He'd been watching her since the shipwreck. Since before the shipwreck, maybe. Since the first time she'd walked along the cliffs and he'd seen her from the water and decided, for reasons she still didn't fully understand, that she was worth the risk of legs.

"The deal," she said. "If I don't fall in love with you by the third day."

I lose my voice. Permanently. And I return to the sea. He paused. You don't have to. I didn't come here to trap you.

"I know," she said. "That's why I'm going to."


She confronted Philippe in the garden at midnight.

"The counterspell," she said. "What does it cost."

"Nothing you can't afford."

"That's not an answer."

Philippe smiled. The warmth was entirely gone from it now. "It costs a kiss. True love's kiss, to be specific. Before sunset on the third day. If you kiss him and mean it, the deal breaks and his voice returns." He paused. "If you don't, or if you kiss him and don't mean it, the voice is mine. And Louis belongs to the sea."

"That's it. A kiss."

"That's it."

She didn't believe him. She'd spent years learning to read the things people didn't say. But the sun was setting on the second day, and Louis was in the library writing notes in his careful violet script, and she had one chance to keep him human.

"Fine," she said. "But if you're lying, I will find a way to kill a mermaid. I'm very resourceful."

Philippe's smile flickered. "I'm sure you are."


She kissed him on the balcony at dawn.

The sun was just breaking over the water. Louis was standing at the railing, watching the light spread across the harbor. He'd written her a note that morning that said simply: Whatever happens today, thank you for not screaming about the tail.

She took his face in her hands. His skin was cool from the sea air. His eyes, when they met hers, were the color of deep water.

"This isn't because of the deal," she said. "This is because you also remind me of home."

He opened his mouth. No sound came out. He'd forgotten he couldn't speak.

She kissed him.

The world did not explode. There were no fireworks, no angelic choirs, no spontaneous orchestral accompaniment. But somewhere behind her, she heard Philippe make a sound of frustration—sharp and brief and entirely satisfying—and when she pulled back, Louis's eyes were wide and his hand was at his throat and he said, in a voice like smoke and old wine:

"That was unexpected."

"Your voice is back."

"Yes." He touched his throat again. "That was the counterspell."

"Philippe said true love's kiss would break the deal."

"Philippe lied. The deal was never about love. It was about—" He stopped. His expression shifted. "He wanted to see if I would fail. He was betting on it. The counterspell was always a kiss freely given. He just didn't think anyone would."

"Then why did he offer to help me?"

"Because he wanted you to fail." Louis looked at her. "He underestimated you. Everyone does."

She smiled. It was the smile of a woman who had spent two years refusing every prince in the region and was about to make it everyone else's problem.

"Good," she said. "Let's go arrest a mermaid."


Philippe was gone by the time they reached the garden. The only sign he'd been there was a single shell on the bench where he'd sat, and a note in elegant handwriting that read: Until next time.

"I hate him," Cordelia said.

So do I, Louis wrote, because he'd forgotten he had a voice again.

"You can speak now."

"I know." He cleared his throat. "It's been a very strange week."

She looked at him. He looked at her. The sun was fully up now, the harbor glittering below them, the kingdom waking into its ordinary business.

"I have to run a country," she said.

"I can help. I'm very good at noticing things."

"You don't have legs."

"I have legs. I acquired them through a legally dubious magical contract."

"You know that's not reassuring."

He smiled. It was the first time she'd seen him smile—the full expression, slow and deliberate, rearranging the architecture of his face into something almost unbearably beautiful.

"I love you," he said. "I've been trying to write it down for three days but the words kept coming out wrong. I thought you should hear it."

Cordelia felt her face do something she couldn't control. "That's very direct."

"I'm two hundred years old. I've learned to be direct about things that matter."

"And if I'm not ready to say it back."

"Then I'll wait." He paused. "I'm very patient. I once waited forty years for a particular species of jellyfish to return to a specific cove."

"That's not romantic."

"The jellyfish thought so."

She laughed. She hadn't meant to. It came out anyway, bright and startled, and Louis looked at her like the laugh was something he'd been waiting to hear since the moment he'd first seen her on the cliffs.

"All right," she said. "You can stay. But you have to attend council meetings. And you have to stop staring at people like you're deciding whether to eat them."

"I can't promise that."

"The staring or the eating."

"Either." He offered her his arm. "Shall we go inside? Your trade minister is embezzling funds and I have a detailed report."

She took his arm. They walked back toward the palace together. Behind them, the sea went on doing what it always did, patient and dark and full of things that were waiting to be seen.


They ruled the kingdom for forty years. Louis never did get his tail back, but he learned to swim with legs, which he said was inferior but adequate. Cordelia never did say "I love you" out loud—she showed it instead, in the way she consulted him on every decision, in the way she held his hand during storms, in the way she let him write her endless notes about everything he noticed, which was everything.

The jellyfish returned to the cove on schedule. Louis took her to see them. She held his hand underwater and thought about saying it.

She didn't. She didn't need to.

He already knew.

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