How How many slaps does it take to cook a human being How many slaps does it take to cook a human? I had to figure this out because I was to feed a human to some cannibals. My cooker wasn't working at all and I didn't have enough money to fix it. So I had to resort to the only thing I could do. I had to start slapping the human being I had in my closet and I was slapping the human man all over his body. It was hard work having to constantly slap very hard and fast. The human was screaming and I was just slapping. It's not physical abuse but rather it is cooking. Then on the background my radio was playing music, but then it suddenly changed to something else. There was a woman speaking on the radio and it sounded like a monologue. The woman on the radio started saying "why do good people bring out the worst in people? Like when you see a super good person, why do we suddenly get the urge to take advantage out of them, bully them and do horrible things to them? It's quite a thought isn't it. It's really strange and eerie how all of a sudden all these evil things start forming inside of us, when a good person is in front of us?" As I was slapping this human and getting the human all cooked up, I couldn't help but listen to what the lady on the radio was saying. When a good person is in front you all of a sudden we have this need to do bad things to them, but why? This human was really screaming and I was counting how many slaps I was giving to this person, and the lady on the radio kept on speaking. She said "a group of 5 were just innocently eating at a restaurant and they had never committed a crime. Then a good man walks into the restaurant and then those 5 guys suddenly wanted to do bad things to him. They ended up starting a fight with him and they killed him. The group of 5 had looked at each other and realising what they had done, they tried to cover it up but they all got caught" I turned off the radio and I was just slapping the human, I was over 100 000 slaps at this point. Then I increased my speed at slapping and the power. Then finally I managed to cook the human at 200 000 slaps. The cannibals will enjoy their meal, then I realised that human I had cooked by slapping, was