The Collections of a Murderous Housewife
Author: SunshineDees
Artist: SunshineDees
25 Recipes for Navigating Love, Marriage, and Occasionally Disposing of the Evidence She keeps an immaculate kitchen. She knows which berries are poisonous. And she's been taking notes since the honeymoon. Meet the housewife who's finally snapped. Part satire, part survival guide, and entirely unapologetic, this darkly comic cookbook serves up 25 "recipes" for the domestically exasperated. Learn how to handle a terrible husband, survive a wedding night with cannibal in-laws and host the perfect alibi appetiser platter and many more recipes. Do not read near a suspicious spouse!
Series Metadata
- Status
- Ongoing
- Chapters
- 7
- Words
- 7615
- Audio Duration
- 46m 53s
- Reads
- 292
- Favorites
- 9
- Likes
- 12
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Genres
- Comedy
- Crime
- Slice of Life
- Thriller
Tags
- Slice of Life
Chapter List
- How to Kill Your Terrible Husband (A Starter Guide) (1,771 words, 3 comments)
- Surviving a Wedding Night When Your In-Laws Are Cannibals (1,225 words, 2 comments)
- How to Stalk Your Future Boyfriend (Without Getting Caught) (861 words, 1 comments)
- Best Way to Cook an Abuser (844 words, 0 comments)
- The Alibi Appetizer Platter (982 words, 0 comments)
- Poison Identification for Beginners: Which Berries to Pick (993 words, 0 comments)
- Dismembering Your First Victim: A Jointing Guide (939 words, 0 comments)
